THE TOTENBLOG HAS MOVED

Sunday, March 26, 2006
01:22 a.m.

Ok its official, I've shifted over to blogspot. The new Totenblog is over at http://totenkopf.blogspot.com do update your links!

Sexy name decoder

Monday, February 6, 2006
11:47 p.m.

Tantalizing One Tirelessly Exchanging Naughty Kisses and Overwhelming, Passionate Fantasies

Wonderful Amorous Romeo Readily Exchanging Necking

Both are right on the dot~! LOL~!

Anyway, try it at http://sexy.namedecoder.com/

Happy birthdays!

Monday, December 12, 2005
12:22 a.m.

Fai, Richie, happy birthday to the both of you! My felicitations, compliments blah blah blah... Now's when nostalgia kicks in, but I shaln't harp on that. A toast to the both of you!

Campaign for real beauty

Sunday, December 11, 2005
06:50 p.m.

You know the Dove campaign for real beauty? And they have all these huge ads plastered over all the public buses? Like a lady that's old (or mature), and beside her picture are the words grey or gorgeous?

And there's this one with this incrediably flat chested woman, and she's almost completely flat, and the tagline is flat or flattering? It just occured to me that she's neither flat nor flattering. She is very, incrediably, totally HOT, sexy, attractive.

And there's this other one with the girl with short hair and the tag is boy or babe? She's also hot, sexy and attractive.

Yeah!

FUCKING KSERS. FUCKING LAG.

Friday, December 9, 2005
07:25 p.m.

I'm playing Silkroad OL now. It's a nice, fun game.

Except...

That it pisses me the fuck off because my system might not be the best, so all the bloody motherfuckers kill steal. it fucking gets to me when my character pauses for awhile before heading for my target...

I FUCKING HATE KILL STEALERS!

And...

Getting killed by Lag...

Is FUCKED. TOTALLY COMPLETELY FUCKED.

So I just got killed by lag, my mouse which was already problematic, is even more problematic now because it've been throwing and slamming it around because I'm so fucking pissed.

FUCK SHIT.

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tuesday, December 6, 2005
12:02 p.m.

Keep in mind; its possible that I'm QUITE horrendously insane...

^_______________^

Tuesday, November 29, 2005
02:19 a.m.

2 am in the morning, into my 3rd pint of beer, listening to great music, can't wait for Ling to get back, hoping Dick can come BACK HOME to Singapore to celebrate his birthday with us...

Not really doing anything now, just in a some sort of nice, fuzzy-happy mood. Guess its the beer and the music and the smokes and chatting with Ling and Dick.

Nothing much to blog actually.

But I'm feeling content, happy to be home spending some time with myself instead of out partying (contrary to popular believe, I DO take breaks ya know...)

Life is good, thank you God.

Crap...

Monday, November 28, 2005
06:36 a.m.

Fuck shit man, its 6 plus in the fuckin morning and I can't sleep. Got back from the Resfest closing party/reception whatever a couple couple hours ago with too much alcolcol on my system, I oughta be smashed man. We're talking destroyed here.

Instead I conk out for a couple hours and I get this fuck shit wierd dream and I'm awake and its like fuck man I gotta appointment at 1pm later.

Bloody hell...

Today's been an awesome day, God is sooooo good~!

Sunday, November 20, 2005
04:30 a.m.

Today has been an awesome day.

First, and most importantly, Alan and Steph's gotten married~! I know they did the ROM stuff last year, but today was the church ceremony and it was just so fuckin sweet~!!!! Time really flies, I remember Steph calling me up in Feb telling me to be free on the 19th of Nov and back then I was like, erm, isn't this booking me a tad bit too early?!!!!

But yeah, blink and now the big day is here and Steph looked so beautiful (not that she isn't usually beautiful ya know, but in the gown she was a vision of loveliness) in her wedding gown and Alan looked so cool and suave (well he usually looks cool and suave anyway) in his suit and amazingly long and pointed shoes.

And they did the vows and all and it was just awesome!

Although the pastor was a tad bit too longwinded and Teh called him a heretic and wanted to purge him in the name of the Immortal Emperor... But Teh's always like this.

Oh and Alan and Steph lit the candles and the pastor was saying how after they used their individual candles to light the main one they would then blow out their own individual candles but the pastor made blow out sound like blow up and Teh was saying how he wanted to see how Steph and Alan would blow up and it cracked me up so bad and the rest thought I was being sacriligious in the house of God when I started laughing (silently) so hard...

And how Paul fell asleep when the pastor was preaching, pretending to be praying, and Kat cried during the ceremony...

Andrew whom led the praise and worship was really good, God was definately in the house!

It was wonderful being there. Steph, Alan, thanks you guys for inviting me, I'm so honored!

I hope you guys like my gift, that Spooky squeeky toy that squeeks and you can use it in so many ways (refer to the back of the box for suggestions. Like throwing it at somebody's head till they got so pissed off and kill you and stuff like that, which I suppose isn't your regular wedding present and I suppose thats what so nice about it! And the painting I did of you guys as the cards! (frame it up or something!)

Oh and the food at the reception was nice too. ^^

Plus I wore a SHIRT too. Imagine that.

And then it was off to China One with William and Alvin and Yong and Wendy did a no-show, leaving me to face Will's displeasure when he found out that EIC was not, in fact, a hot all girl band. And Robert whom had to leave early, and Eve and Marienne whom were so much fun, along with the guys...

Yeah, it's been a great day, great afternoon, great night, today's one of the days when everything's just so nice and God is extra good to me (He always is, but today I feel it so much!)

Amen!

Quizzes

Tuesday, November 15, 2005
12:54 p.m.

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is a creative hotbed of artistic talent. You're always making pictures in your mind, especially when you're bored. You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts. And although it may be hard to express these thoughts, it won't always be.

Your Power Color Is Gold
At Your Highest: You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you. At Your Lowest: You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life. In Love: You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude. How You're Attractive: You passion for life makes others passionate about you. Your Eternal Question: "Am I Having Fun?"

You Are a Bloody Mary

You're a fairly serious drinker, who's experimented a lot with different drinks. You're a drunk, but a stable drunk. You don't ever let your drinking get out of control.

Hang Him

Tuesday, November 15, 2005
12:32 p.m.

There's been some hoo-hah over the case of Nguyen, which is the bloody bugger that was caught smuggling in drugs and is now scheduled to hang.

My two cents worth:

Hang him.

Project L403

Friday, October 28, 2005
02:18 a.m.

Dear Sir, Madame,

His magnificence, the sublime padishah Warren Benedict Khong the Illustrious requests your presence on Friday the 28th of October at 91 Telok Kurau Lorong J, the Telok Kurau Studios for the open studio of Project L403.

You are hereby commanded to present yourself before his august presence tomorrow at 6pm to view the collaborative art installation project by his grace, Victor Tan, his excellency, Urich Lau, her highness, Donna Ong and his magnificence, Warren Benedict Khong.

You are also ordered to visit Project L403's Blog to find out more about Project L403.

With Compliments,
His Magnificence,
Warren Benedict Khong I
The Illustrious

ENTRY NUMBER I CAN'T REMEMBER...

Saturday, September 24, 2005
03:59 a.m.

Today was the nafa sports day. I'm glad I didn't go. Apparently it was worst then bad. Nothing new there I suppose.

Ladies and Gentlement, please prune your Pussies and your Dicks.

I have no idea what that means but it sounds kinda vulgur so if you're offended, you're anal.

Yet another absolutely senseless entry.

I remain your most humble servant,
Totenkopf

Oh and about the humble servant part? I was lying.

I lurve the weather~!

Tuesday, September 20, 2005
09:24 p.m.

The weather tonight is beautiful.

I could probably use a hst of other phrases and terms to describe it. But I'd just settle for beautiful. It seems so much better that way.

Or, as Ann puts it, 'shiok'. That hits the spot too.

The only problem is that I don't have anyone special to enjoy it with. Well, save for myself.

>.<

The prayer of the Righteous!

Tuesday, September 20, 2005
02:43 a.m.

Almighty Lord,

You have, in Your glory and power said that the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Blessed Trinity, grant me the strength as I put on my armor, my chain mail and steel plate, as I buckle on my greaves and gauntlets and vambraces, as I strap on my shield and take up my pike, my long sword, my dirk and my crossbow in Your Name, give me this day the will to strike down mine enemies, to carry out your divine will.

Let me cruxify the insincere tonight.

For in the destruction of our enemies do we earn our salvation. Indeed, A Heretic may see the truth and seek redemption. He may be forgiven his past and will be absolved in death. But A Traitor can never be forgiven. A Traitor will never find peace in this world or the next. There is nothing as wretched or as hated in all the world as a Traitor.

Eternal Father, let me be pure of heart and strong of body, untainted by doubt and unsullied by self-aggrandisement. Let my will be a bright star in the firmament of battle, an angel of death whose shining wings bring swift annihilation to the enemies of You. So it shall be for a thousand times a thousand years, unto the very end of eternity and the extinction for my mortal flesh.

For there is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt, and pain is temporary but honor, honor is forever. There is no time for peace, no respite, no forgiveness. There is only war.

Holy God, this night I pray unto You, Omnipotence, answer my cry and infuse me with Your fury, let me not bring dishonor unto Your Standard, rather let me take Your judgement unto my enemies, whom are also Your enemies!

Almight God, I am your Inquisition, and I shall know no fear!

Amen.

Mid-Autumn Festival

Sunday, September 18, 2005
09:32 p.m.

Alone at home, me and my computer, listening to music, smoking and getting drunk, no mooncake, no lantern, no tea, chatting online aith Xerus for company...

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone~!

Bleah~!

I had instant noodles for dinner. To celebrate the fact that it's mid-autumn today, to give myself a treat, I added two extra sausages. Sad nia...

Things you never knew about your friends, part 1...

Saturday, September 17, 2005
08:44 p.m.

Did you know that...

1. Urich dosen't know what his own chinese name means?
2. Marienne snores very loudly when she sleeps?
3. Julie grinds her teeth when she sleeps?
4. Natasha wears short pink hello kitty shorts when she's at home?
5. Lina needs to wear her socks to bed, otherwise she can't sleep?
6. Natasha (yes, the same one) didn't know that a laptop could be carried around?
7. Warren wears socks that has holes in them?
8. Shih Yun brews her own beer?
9. Ben has probably visited half the churches here?
10. Maxine has no eyebrows?
11. Urich likes to take Victor's walking stick and pretend its his lightsaber?
12. Victor sometimes does the same too?
13. Marienne put on 10 kg since she came back to Singapore?
14. Annabel's birthday is on 9/11?

(All infomation collected from various sources)

Part 2 coming up when more new infomation is collected...

Ascendency

Friday, September 16, 2005
03:07 p.m.

The recent ascendant-aspirant, Warren, has recently ascended to godhood. He is now the Ascendant, Constant, patron god of intoxication and Czar of High House Intoxication.

High House Intoxication has found its Czar, the follow positions are now open:

The Czar (ME)
The Czarina
The Champion
The Cardinal
The Courier
The Cavalier
The Companion
The Cupbearer
The Consort

Apply now!

Friendship, the joys of it...

Wednesday, September 14, 2005
11:28 p.m.

This probably ain't the first time I've blogged about me best friend Ling, but I'm doing it again.

It ain't much, but God knows how much I missed her a couple days ago. I'm not in the habit of missing people, as my friends would know, but yeah, all of a suddern I missed her so much. So I sent her an email, probably the first that I've ever sent her in like 8 years. Yeah, we don't dp that emailing thingy, since its always either on the phone or via MSN. but since she's in Australia and she wasn't online and she wasn't accessable by phone so that was my last fuckin resort.

She replied just now and yeah, I guess it's pure joy to hear from her.

Friendship, what can I say? When you're as close as that, it's crazy sometimes I suppose.

Anyway, apart from that, well I actually had some other things that I wanted to blog about tonight, but I'm kinda inebriated so I forgot about the other stuffs. But yeah, the most important thing to me, I didn't forget, so I figure my piorites are in the right place. Forgive my spelling, it is, as usual, half fucked.

More statements

Monday, September 12, 2005
09:59 p.m.

For some reason, heavy rain at night puts people in a pensive mood.

My back hurts.

But God heals.

People rely too much on technology, especially handphones.

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Three truths that I've experienced tonight, one of which has been going on for some time now. The fourth statement is my faith, my belief.

Go figure.

Some truisms from Warhammer 40k

Thursday, September 8, 2005
09:06 p.m.

Through the destruction of our enemies do we earn our salvation

Innocence proves nothing

Excuses are the refuge of the weak

Forgiveness is a sign of weakness

Compassion is a sign of weakness

Only in death does duty end

Prayer cleanses the soul, but pain cleanses the body

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

Pain is temporary, Honor is forever

Warren Park

Tuesday, September 6, 2005
01:32 p.m.

Got this off Aidah:

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After the nap...

Tuesday, September 6, 2005
12:49 p.m.

My blog isn't dead. It was just taking a nap.

Oh and my com is back, thank God. RAM is abit screwy though.

Ling came back. Yay!

Then Ling left. Sigh...

But she loved what I gave her for her birthday, so that made me very joyful too.

Why am I doing this entry in single sentences?

I dunno.

Positive thinking

Wednesday, August 17, 2005
11:19 p.m.

Ok I dug out my old com, which is pretty fucked as well, bu at least I can check my mail and blog, though each is an exercise in pain. Can't help but it though. Guess I'm too wired.

Well today certainly hasn't been one of my best days, but I'm gonna put aside all the fucked up things that I, unfortunately, allowed to affect me (they still do, to a certain extent and I am going to need to pray. Some things grate sometimes), and focus instead on the good things.

Well two things of note, one being that I purchased one of Nat's artworks from the postcard show at La Libreria (yay!) and the other that I didn't enter Hung At Dawn, which was this sound art/music thing that was done in support of abolishing the death penalty. I respect their views of course, but personally I'm a very strong supporter of the death penalty, so I'm glad that I stuck to my beliefs.

Well yeah, just 2 positive things of note for the whole of today. Tomorrow, by the grace of God, will be a much better day!

My com is dead and I am pissed. And not just cos of the com too.

Thursday, August 18, 2005
09:39 a.m.

The reason, the one bloody reason that I haven't had an update in so long, is because my computer is, once again, dead. Hard Disk gone. Completely, 100%.

Fuck.

So now I'm on a public computer ranting away. You know, I just realized that everytime I've been through some blog-worthy event and I don't blog for the day, well, I'd always tell myself that I'll put it down the next time I blog.

In the end, I never do.

So whatever events happened a couple weeks before, sad or happy, it's not finding its way in here.

Anyway, I'm pissed. I'm in a not so pleasant mood. I'm disappointed, unhappy, you know, the whole range of words that describe that emotion, or feeling. Whatever. And why is that so? Because I'm probably not gonna be watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

It's not like I'm dying to watch the show, or that I can't watch it myself. But its more of getting pang seh. Stood up. Put aeroplane. Over and over again by different friends. It pisses me off. Royally. You make plans with one person, set aside a day for the show, and then you get a call from your friend saying, "I'm so sorry but I've already watched the show with someone else" or "Eh sorry man, I just realized that I'm not free on that day" or, like just now, "Er I'm kinda busy, too much work to do, so can I not watch the show?"

Not once, not twice. Time and time again. I mean how hard is it for people to commit nowadays? How hard is it for people to keep and stick to their promises? And especially to a friend? Or maybe it's precisely that I'm a friend that it's easier to break word?

Like, "oh it's ok, Warren won't mind one la."

Well fuck it cos Warren does mind. I mean if I can stick to my word and give my commitment, I don't see why anyone else can't. It just goes alot to show how empty promises are nowadays.

And what sucks the most is how easily they do it too, probably not caring a whit about how I feel. Time and time again, just for one stupid show, seperate friends in the same fucked up actions. Maybe I'm just not meant to watch this stupid movie.

But so much for integrity.

This entry is a filler entry

Friday, August 12, 2005
01:07 a.m.

So many things has happened since my last entry, some good, some bad, many unimportant. But I've been too tired, in more ways then one, to blog about them. Busy too.

But I reckon I'll try to get it all out ASAP. Not tonight, but ASAP.

But in the meantime, allow me to wish you all joy of the day.

My new raincoat~!!!!

Friday, July 29, 2005
01:05 a.m.

Be pleased to acquaint the Readers of this Blog, that judging it to be of Consequence that the Readers should have as early Information as possible of a Joyous Occasion this day. It is with the Greatest Pleasure and Satisfaction that I make known to the Readers that I have purchased for myself and now have the Honor and Happiness to claim Ownership of a Raincoat from Muji.

I once hated the rain, but now that I have purchased for myself this very important article of clothing, I welcome the rain.

I have the Honor to be
Totenkopf, Senior Writter and Editor in Charge, The Totenblog.

Joy to the world...

Wednesday, July 27, 2005
10:14 p.m.

Be pleased to acquaint the readers of this blog blah blah blah...

Yes, as you can see, it's done.

Finally!

I promise...

Wednesday, July 27, 2005
02:32 a.m.

Be pleased to Acquaint the Readers of this Blog, that judging it of Consequence the Readers should have as early Information as possible of the Intention of Your Servant to place myself in such Situation for the Purpose of putting up a New Layout. Such Action will be undertaken with utmost Promptitude in Decorous Manner.

I have now further to Aqquaint you, for the Readers Information, that I am of the self same belief that such current layout has become a most pedestrian nature. I judge it upon my honor to, with utmost Instancy, Acquaint the Readers of new developments pertaining to this Gallant Enterprise though it should be in a Punctilious manner without unseemly zeal that might lead to Censurable Conduct.

I have the Honor to Be Totenkopf, Senior Writter and Editor in Charge.

Haha, in short: I promise that I will get a new layout up soon!

Leaving

Sunday, July 24, 2005
08:01 p.m.

Ling's left. She flew off today morning. But it's no biggie I suppose, since she's gonna be back in amonth's time for a couple days.

Dik, or Fai, or Sheep, or m3h, (haven't called him the last two names in quite awhile now) is gonna be leaving next friday. God knows how bloody long before he comes back. Assuming he ever does.

Damn.

Fuck Pitas

Saturday, July 23, 2005
01:21 p.m.

Well actually I was in the midst of blogging and I was already typing out a very long entry. Suddenly, Pitas FUCKED UP and everything that I typed is gone. So I'm pissed off and I'm not gonna attempt to recreate that entry. At least not right now.

Technology bleeding fuckin sucks.

Bastards.

Untitled

Sunday, July 17, 2005
10:12 p.m.

How hard is it to aim straight?

You what I really hate? Walking into the gents, right up to the urinal, and seeing puddles and splashes of liquid on the ground around the fucking roll of urinals. How hard is it to aim and piss into a urinal for Christ's sake? Hell you don't even need to aim since the porcelin bowl is right in front of your hose.

It's a mystery to me, how some gentlement contrive to leave some of their piss on the floor of the gents.

And don't get me started on the short curly scragly strands of hair that always line the unrinals...

Anyway, I just made somew french toast with chilli tuna inside. Yummy! Decided to make it after I ate the same thing at a Malay food stall yesterday, except that they used sambal sardines instead. I dunnop how to make sambal sardines, so I replaced them with chilli tuna, which worked just fine too!

But, erm, anyone know how to make sambal sardines?

Rantings of the very sleepy...

Saturday, July 16, 2005
10:52 p.m.

In a, er, erm, historical breakthrough, I have just, for the first time in my life, finished spending some 24 hours with Rizman Putra. And don't, for fuck's sake, think gay.

Right, I can see that that means nothing to any of you. But he did advert me to this fact whilst we were at the Substation for Una Voce, a 24 hour sound art festival. It was fun, with crazy people like Natasha and Yazir and Rizman and Lina around. Fun, and bloody draining. Spending the larger part of 24 hours sitting outside as a erm, not sure what you call the guy that checks the tickets and puts stamps of approval to allow the crowd in, but yeah imagine doing that for countless hours, with the only form of entertainment mainly being Natasha (crazy as usual) and Irwan (I think that's how it's spelt. Or Irwian. Something like that.) and Lina (ya, you very chantek la.) and Marienne and Aidah and Yazir and Rizman and beer and vodka and, anyway, trust me, it was bloody draining.

Oh and Lina pinched my nipple today. Again. I think I'm gonna have to wear some armor or padding or something. Heh.

Anyway I'm really tired, but before I go off to sleep, I suppose I should do my duty as a Singaporean and rant about this bloody NKF issue. Yes yes, Mister Durai is a bloody fucking peanut of a pervert that needs to have the bleeding tap gold plated. If the public had not been adverted to this fact by the Straits Times, one suspects that the next thing to be gold plated would be the bloody toilet bowl.

So now the grand high fucking peanut of the NKF is about to be the ex-grand high fucking peanut of the NKF. So what? Big deal. He's still got all the monies in his bank, ja?

Blah whatever, I can't be bothered since I've never liked nor trusted the bleeding NKF and their manipulative sympathy buying tactics and the last time they asked me to donate to them I told them to please not shove the bloody picture of the dying girl in my face and fuck off.

The funniest thing is that Mrs Goh, whom usually dosen't make many public comments, well, now that she finaly does it, she kenna.

Yes people, withdraw your donations to the NKF and give them to the needy. No, don't vandalise their building cos if you get caught you could get caned. Not to mention the fact that its your money thats gonna be going into repainting the walls.

Oh and word on the street is that no one's donating to those poor kids that are stuck with doing their flag day thingy.

Ok I've finished my rant, fulfilled my obligation as a typical Singaporean. Now, can we please move on? This NKF thing is getting pretty stale.

But seriously, Durai looks like a dickhead, dosen't he?

I can't think of a bloody title...

Saturday, July 9, 2005
03:27 a.m.

Went to a NAFA event just now. A NAFA rave party held at RAV. Erm I thik its called Rav anyway. Some sort of a clubbing thing, though there wasn't enough people to really call it clubbing. Well whatever, all i can say is that for a NAFA organized event, this one exceed my expectations. Though I didn't even know about it till this afternoon when Hong Yan called me. Entrance was free but the drinks weren't. Actually, the drinks were bloody expensive. Well except for the first complimentary housepour that was so weak I might as well have been drinking tonic water.

Still bumped into CQ and Wu Qiong there, so it wasn't so bad, plus its the first time I've ever danced with Eliz and HY. Mr Dik joined us on the floor too, for a few moments, though he was obviously well past inebriation and didn't last long. It was kinda cute though, seeing him move.

Oh and Wu Qiong got kinda high too.

We wanted to got to China Black after that (after we packed Mr Dik off in a cab) since cover charge has been waived until the 23rd (I think) and it seemed like Weiling was in there, but then and again, when isn't she at CB? Still, but by the time we got there the queue was so bloody long...

Unlike most Singaporeans I'm not very fond of staying in bloody queues, what with it being our supposed national past time and such.

So yeah, supped (not much though. I'm getting fat I swear) and now I'm back. But I haven't gone clubbing in such a fuckin long time, hmm... maybe next week! Any takers?

Hmm I think I ate too much for dinner...

Friday, July 8, 2005
12:35 a.m.

London just got bombed. Seems like they've got some 40 people dead and another 350 wounded. And for some damn reason this is making the bloody headlines.

I mean, I don't recall there being such a big hoo-hah back when Madrid got all the bombings. It was like "oh, did you hear? There was a bomb explosion in Madrid yesterday." but now its like, "Jesus Christ they bombed London! the crazy bastards!"

Media these days are nothing but silk stockings full of shit. We've got bombings everwhere all over the bloody globe and hundreds of people dying but how come no one seems to give a shit when a bomb explodes in some other country?

Well whatever, I can't be bothered with all these nonsense anymore.

Pity about the people that died though.

Ah crap I'm so full. Think I had abit too much for dinner. Damn...

Ladies and Gentlemen...

Monday, July 4, 2005
01:44 a.m.

Mr Dik got me a present. A small gloomy bear keychain to commemorate my work at Taka. Very thoughtful of him, I'm really touched. Thank you Mr Dik.

Mr Teh has been missing in action for some time. I miss him.

Mr Paul seems to be upset over some fucker. I shall avenge him.

Mr Kelvin, like Mr Teh, is missing in action. Somebody send out a search party.

Mr Kong claims to be getting married soon, in less then nine months time...

Miss Juan denies this claim.

Mr Alan has been missing in action for some time too. I miss him too.

Mr Richie is still the same: SNAFU. (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up) No, I'm just joking. Mr Richie's still cool.

Mr Urich is still very skinny. Somebody please feed him.

Mr Jeremy is back from China. Hurrah.

Miss Lina is, therefore, overjoyed (I suppose). Double Hurrah.

Miss Natasha is still very forgetful. But I will pray for her.

Miss Marienne hates her job. She should just kill her boss.

Miss Aidah bakes yummy cookies.

Miss Ling is still Miss Ling. Thank God. I love her the way she is.

Miss Debra has been incommunicado for some time now. I should call her.

Miss Eve needs more sleep. Strangely, she dosen't seem to be getting any.

Miss Claire has been putting aeroplanes for quite a few times. I want to push her into a big longkang. I realize that this is fucked up english, but I think it just adds more flavour to this sentence.

Miss Peishi is even more forgetful then Miss Natasha. I see no hope for her.

Miss Kula has very dirty feet. But so do I. This comes from walking barefooted around Mr Dik's house.

Miss Stephanie is, like Mr Teh and Mr Kelvin, missing in action. But I suppose Mr Alan (no relation to Mr Alan) is taking good care of her.

Mr Warren is fighting battles, winning wars and saving the galaxy. He is a superhero. All hail him.

One of those awesome, happy entries...

Wednesday, June 29, 2005
09:59 p.m.

I know I know, I'm too lazy to update. But as for the highlight of the past week (I can't remember past that...)from Warren's POV:

1: Yay my exhibition at Takashimaya is finally up~! All the hard work and late nights and effort =

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Yep that's the one. For those of you that haven't seen it, it's at the fourth floor of Taka, tower B. Working on it was really fun. First time I've ever collaborated, and with an artist that I've never even met before prior to this show. yep, Terry Ong, Arts and Entertainment Editor of IS Mag. But it was awesome, since he's a cool guy so there weren't any problems. And my God the first time I've ever been able to do my art without a budget constrain... It's glorious~!

And later that night:

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Yep, Marienne's birthday celebration at Lina's place. We have, from the left: Yazer, Nat, Aidah, Marienne, Yours Truly, Lina, Serena and Lee Wen. Kai, whom was there, wasn't in the photo because he was on the phone or something... and Eve, whom had left already. But it was a smash, just chilling out and getting drunk. And then everyone left and it was just Lina, Mari, Nat and myself and it became like a crash course in getting to know each other better... really funny, especially with Nat drunk and sprouting inane nonsense every now and then...

But yeah that was for last week. But so far, the main reason for today's sudden entry is... *drum roll*

Ling's back~!!!!!

My best friend's back from Australia and I'm bloody happy. Missed her so much~! Modern technology and instant communication notwithstanding, its great to see her again in person with her whole bag of quirky, eccentrical rubbish. Went out with her today, all over Orchard, would love to put up a picture but both of us didn't bring our bloody cams. Outstanding ain't it?

I suppose that I'm supposed to rant for a couplemore paragraphs, but that would be quite redundant. She's back on holidays, I'm happy, she's happy, so its all cool. Apart from the weather and how it makes her hair all frizzy et cetera...

Heh.

Totenkopf is back

Wednesday, June 8, 2005
11:45 p.m.

It's been a long time since I've updated. But then and again it's been a long time that I've been without my com, with it breaking down and stuff.

Anyway, like yeah I know I'm supposed to change the layout and all, but for some reason I just can't seem to get round to doing it...

I need a little motivation~!

Apart from that, well alot of stuff has been happening in my life recently, plus some changes too, biggest of which is my walk with God. Couple years back I would have never have seen myself doing quiet time every night, praying and talking to Him so often and just breaking out into songs of worship. It's good, y'know, just sooooo good. And it's gonna get better~!

Oh and lately I've been so crazy over mahjong...

Whatever...

Sunday, April 24, 2005
02:10 a.m.

Finally an entry after so long...

I wish this entry coule be something good...

But instead, it's simply:

Fucked Up

HELP~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 31, 2005
01:01 a.m.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

MY FOOT IS ITCHY~!!! THE SOLE ON THE LEFT FOOT~!!!

HELP~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sad sad place to be

Monday, March 28, 2005
06:36 p.m.

Ok, I've finally archived my blog and yes, I think there's a problem with my tagboard. I shall attempt to fix it.

Also, there are callous people that have been making unseemly comments against the poor chap that died cos he got hit by the train in his attempt to retreive his shoe which somehow, amazingly, fell onto the tracks. Sure it's a stupid way to die, but it's a sad thing nonetheless. And to those people that find it funny or amazing or choose to ridicule his stupidity, remaining blind to the tragedy that it is, well, there's this thing called karma and it goes around. To be less politically correct, I think that their whorrible.

And as for the multitudes of very stupid fuckers that mindlessly support such people and their actions, yes, you are the reason why Singapore's so very fucked up. I know, I know, your name is Legion.

Shudder. Imagine in thirty years time when this generation hits big time, to quote Debra, "We'll see Singapore go to hell in a handbasket."

Oh and yes, I intend to change the layout soon. Oh and tag-board's back. Doodle's fucked.

Log Ends

Quote for the moment:

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde

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About the Author

Totenkopf is...

Name: Warren
Age: Secret
Sex: Claiming second virginity soon
Color: White
Flavour: Vanilla
Interests: Art, Intoxication, Anime, Reading
Food: Anorexic
Quote: Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
Song: Venus as a Boy
Physique: Slim
Hair: Nice
Eyes: Brownish Black
Conditions: Anorexic, Paranoid
Private Fantasy: World Domination
Personality: Loner
Job: Artist, Freelance Designer

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